{"product_id":"shit-face-patch-vintage-denim-shorts","title":"Shit Face Patch Vintage Denim Shorts","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand cut and distressed, vintage denim shorts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese shorts feature 1 shit face patch, 1 give me head til' I'm dead patch and 1 red star patch on\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ethe front, plus 1 genuine bitch patch on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease see measurements below:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* Size: 0\/2\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* 100% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* waist: 27\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* front rise: 8 1\/2\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* back rise: 12 1\/4\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* length at side seam: 11 1\/4\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* total \u003cspan\u003elength \u003c\/span\u003eat inseam: 2 1\/4\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* leg opening: 20\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Created by Fortune","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":4735559620,"sku":"","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0048\/4852\/products\/Shit_Face_Patch_Vintage_Denim_Shorts_Front.JPG?v=1441163698","url":"https:\/\/www.createdbyfortune.com\/products\/shit-face-patch-vintage-denim-shorts","provider":"Created by Fortune","version":"1.0","type":"link"}